Plonkite

An utter plonker - someone who is exceptionally silly or is just an all round idiot
Fred looses his wallet
"Fred you absolute plonkite"
by bifs101 November 10, 2016
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Numptide

Someone who, though normally very intelligent, has done something stupid or clumsy

Pronounced nump-tide
Fred drops his phone
"Fred you absolute numptide"
by bifs101 October 28, 2016
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