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A number 3: a used term, when going to the bathroom. Specifically, going into the bathroom to masturbate.
Henry is taking a number 1, Becky is taking a number 2, and Jack... Is taking a number 3.
by Oweenie Bang Gweenie July 12, 2019
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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When you poo poo and pee at the same
aka every timea person poo-poos
"yes you're excused to the bathroom Johnny"-teacher
"thanks"-johnny
..5 minutes later
classmates-"ewww Johnny did you number one or two,"
"A number 3....
bitches."
-johnny
by Ass Hat3321 December 11, 2010
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