Noukie

Noukie is one of the most beautiful and cute girl you'll ever meet. She's handsome, never argues, has a very adorable voice and also always stays positive. Your life will not be the same once you meet her, the light and the warmth she gives cannot be replaced by anything or anyone in this world. She's also a pro gamer at many different games, but sometimes a little clumsy and looks incredibly cute when she messes up. Noukie has literally no flaws, but you most likely won't be able to date her because she's always significantly older than you are.

"Look, it's a shining star!"
"No, that's just Noukie"
"OHH NOUKIE my queen!!!"
"Unbelievable"

by Mr. decoding rescuer October 31, 2021

caught with his hand in the nookie jar

This describes a man caught in a sex scandal with women.

The show host was caught with his hand in the nookie jar and fired.

by I, Wreckerrr May 31, 2017

persona non-nookie

When a woman is in a relationship, she no longer is attractive you, hence relegated to the friend zone.

Randal: You became persona non-nookie to me the minute he started diddling your pooter.
Emma: So thinking of me in terms of being a girl kind of creeps you out, does it?
Randal: Sweetheart, I don't think of you in terms of being a girl, I don't think of you in any way...

by Justinsideyou November 13, 2019

nouke

French slang for butthole

Mange mon nouke

by Zed4prez March 16, 2017

nookielear fallout

When a woman becomes very excited to the point where her love nectar shows on the outside of her pants.

Vrin: I couldn't believe Sally Sue when she came home from her job interview.
Jadu: How dat?
Vrin: She said the guy inteviewing her was a real turn on and when she got up, the interviewer told her to go to the bathroom and attend to her nookielear fallout. She was real embarassed and almost threw up on the guy.

by jethrojones December 12, 2007

nookie

One of the greatest songs Limp Bizkit ever made.

Wes Borland: "How you been, Fred?"

Fred Durst: "Found out my girlfriend was cheating on me, So I left her."

Wes Borland: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That fucking sucks."

Fred Durst: "It's okay. You know why?"

Wes Borland: "Why?"

Fred Durst : "I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE! (C'MON!) THE NOOKIE! (C'MON!) SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE, AND STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR...."

Wes Borland: "We should use that in a song!"

by The Shadling September 2, 2017

nookie napkin

A wash cloth, tissue, napkin, or clothing, within reach, that is used after sex to wipe off or in case of leakage of sexual juices. Can help prevent a wet spot

" Quick! Hand me a nookie napkin, your leaking out of me!"

by Tw33dy December 1, 2014