Randal: You became persona non-nookie to me the minute he started diddling your pooter.
Emma: So thinking of me in terms of being a girl kind of creeps you out, does it?
Randal: Sweetheart, I don't think of you in terms of being a girl, I don't think of you in any way...
(n): A person who is so blinded by narcissism that he or she believes the damage they cause is actually art.
(v): To vandalize, especially a national park.
Source: Casey Nocket, who hikes into national parks, paints over natural features with acrylic paint, and then post photographs of her actions with pride.
Example 1:
Hiker: Wow, this canyon sure is beautiful
Douchebag: Yeah, I think I'll paint a face on that wall over there.
Hiker: Dude, don't be a nocket!
Example 2:
"Hey, hold my backpack while I nocket those rocks."