A use of words to express something not true as in “not even”, implying that’s its not even something to assume or guess referring to something, when someone asks, assumes or hypotheses something that’s not even a thing basically..
Are you New York ? I heard you’ve been traveling
No, not even . Traveling yes, from the grocery store to the crack house..
No, not even . Traveling yes, from the grocery store to the crack house..
by exploding air plane 6969 October 13, 2017
A term used by morons to try to convince you of something.
Guy tried to sell me a DVD player in a parking lot once. He didnt have any of the wires or hook ups at all, and he wanted fifty bucks for it. I said no, and he was like "It's not even stolen, man!"
Ever since, I've had a belief that the term "not even" is worthless.
Guy tried to sell me a DVD player in a parking lot once. He didnt have any of the wires or hook ups at all, and he wanted fifty bucks for it. I said no, and he was like "It's not even stolen, man!"
Ever since, I've had a belief that the term "not even" is worthless.
by Bitchin Kitchen December 05, 2004
by duncan October 11, 2003
Usually a concert where there is no opening band and the main act performs a longer set than usual. Usually takes place in a smaller venue such as a club.
by One_Among July 11, 2008
An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'.
Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
I'm literally dying because I can't even.
That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.
That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.
by The Almaster July 18, 2014
A phrase used by parents, bosses, supervisor or any person in a position of authority to all the stupid "what if" questions that are raised in a given situation.
Mom: "Put your toys away we are going to Grandma's."
Kid: "What I don't want to go?"
Mom: "We are going to Grandma's even if I have to drag you there."
Kid: "What I don't want to go?"
Mom: "We are going to Grandma's even if I have to drag you there."
by jsd9632 February 06, 2012
The name of an incredibly handsome, sexy, big dicked, hung, jacked, ripped, anabolic, well-groomed, beautiful, slippery, big-handed, womanizing and perfect male individual. They're usually very good at the sex.
Oh man, that Even sure has a big dick!
Oh my god, i wish i had someone named Even in my life!
Oh my god, Even is so incredibly handsome, sexy, big dicked, hung, jacked, ripped, anabolic, well-groomed, beautiful, slippery, big-handed, womanizing and such a perfect male individual. He is also good at the sex.
Oh my god, i wish i had someone named Even in my life!
Oh my god, Even is so incredibly handsome, sexy, big dicked, hung, jacked, ripped, anabolic, well-groomed, beautiful, slippery, big-handed, womanizing and such a perfect male individual. He is also good at the sex.
by DickieAmputee February 06, 2019