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Norberto is the most wonderful guy you will ever meet. Norberto is the guy who always sits in the back of the classroom. He doesn’t really have a lot of friends but don’t let that full you. He is the sweetest, kindest, and most selfless guy you will ever meet. He’s somebody you would call boo boo. He can get along with anyone no matter how bad they might be. He is the person you would want as a boyfriend. He is loyal and caring. There are so many great things about Norberto, but there is one thing that stands out above all other things and that is that booty. That thing will make you take a third look without you even realizing that you are doing it.
Casey: Did you see Norberto today?
Jessica: Yeah, I made sure to walk behind him in line today.
Casey: I wish I could tap that!
Jessica: Yeah, I made sure to walk behind him in line today.
Casey: I wish I could tap that!
Norberto by Thicccboilover October 22, 2019
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He’s the alphas leader, wise, humble & courageous. Most females find his presence attractive. Above all he’s kind & quick to put people in there place.
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flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
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