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North Bethesda Middle School 

Crackhead central with a bunch of tryhard soccer jocks attempting to flex on the normal people with vineyard vines and supreme shit. 80% of teachers don’t know the subject they’re teaching. Borderline slut city and Virgin Islands in one. Abundance of introvert memers. Prolly the only good part about the school
Person one: I go to North Bethesda Middle School
Person two: pick a number 1-10
Person one: 5

Person 2: that’s your IQ
Person one: but I meme
Person two: shit my bad bro

North Bethesda Middle School 

A middle school in Bethesda, Maryland. Half the students vape in the bathrooms and the other half don't give two shits about academics. Supposedly really good as well.
The teachers are pretty hit-or-miss but all of the eighth grade science teachers are very bad. However, the science olympiad team has done pretty well for the past few years, so there's that.
May or may not be known as the "racist school"
person 1: so you go to North Bethesda Middle School?
person 2: yeah, and I'm on the scioly team-
person 1: you're a racist
person 2: how rude
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