Noromance

Similar to the term "nohomo".

However this particular term is used when two opposing gendered heterosexual individuals engage in conversation and something is said that could be perceived in a way other than intended. Just as "nohomo" implies there is no homosexual connotation to the aforementioned statement, the term "noromance" implies that there is no romantic implications intended in the response or statement of either heterosexual opposite gender individual.

Generally this is only used by men who are in a loving, committed relationship when talking to old acquaintances or networking, or women who want to keep guys in the friendzone.

Platonic Male: So the other day, I made the mistake of asking my friend, who happens to be a wizard who takes everything literally, to make me a sandwich. I was delicious.

Platonic Female: OMG LOL You're sooo funny! I love you haha

Platonic Male: I love you too noromance!

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Male Pursuing Female: Hey my friends having a party later you should come by, there is going to be punch and pie.

Platonic Female: Sure I'll come by noromance!

Noromance by Victorious Trismegistus January 22, 2011

Negromancer 

Among summoning mages, one variety is the necromancer. Unknown to many, there is another rare variation. Have you ever heard of a negromancer. A negomancer summons wild niggas from the earth, naturally the more powerful the summoner the greater strength of the niggas summoned. A defining characteristic of this art is that the skin color and clothes of the niggas summoned is determined by the terrain summoned from: as to better blend into their surroundings

Yesterday’s adventure went well because we had a negromancer with us

Negromancer by Alexandrovich.e^πi April 10, 2023

Necromancer Kush

Necromancer kush, known also as «Dead man’s weed» is a variant of weed known for it’s ability to send individuals straight to the afterlife, and back to reality.

Known for its sour taste and nigh on implausible THC to CBD ratio, it is best left for the experienced druggie.

Person 1: Yo, you seen this new necromancer kush? Shit’s straight outta caelid dawg istg!

Necromancer Kush by PimpMasterYoda February 16, 2023

Negromancer 

A person with the ability to rile up and / or manipulate people of African decent by either words, actions, or promises. Usually these are false-promises, lies, and unfair representation. Commonly for a political agenda.

Guy 1: Why do all the black guys do what Guy 3 says?
Guy 2: He is a Negromancer, he tells them what they want to hear and they do what he says, even though he almost never does what he says.

Negromancer by dontbeslappingmypenis69 December 28, 2014

neuromancer 

Book written in 1984 by William Gibson which spawned the cyberpunk genre. In the book neuromancer is an ultimate AI.

Neuromancer, perfect blend of technology and magic - Deltron Zero

neuromancer by JBadMat May 3, 2006

negromancer 

Same as a necromancer, but instead communicates with spirits of black people rather than spirits of dead people, better known as the art of negromancy. Also gives better use to the term "black magic". Oh yeah, and he's black.

-You're a negromancer!

negromancer by Shavy McShae October 28, 2005

Nomance 

n. When you're dating someone but, frankly, there's nothing there. You're just going through the motions, passing the time and waiting for something better to come along. Don't even ask about the sex.

Pete and Jordan don't look too happy together.
Damn right - it's the nomance of the century.

Nomance by Satandog March 22, 2006