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Norman "Nick" 

the BIGGEST avetard and ou tard there is. This term can be applied to anyone who is a straight up fag and and just absolutely useless as shit. Also use if they think they are hot shit in life but will never be successful at anything and just be a straight pothead. Also hides their own insecurities by trying to put down others and fails...(btw "Nick" is a nickname for N****)
Yo that dude is so stupid and faggy, might as well call him "Norman "Nick"".
Norman "Nick" by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019

Norman Nick response rate

The amount of time it takes for Norman "Nick" to respond to someone. During verbal conversations, you may ask Norman "Nick" a question or ask for his opinion, usually Norman "Nick" will take a minimum of 30 seconds to respond and sometimes you will be looking for an answer for upwards of a minute. We like to refer to this downtime as Norman "Nick" processing and thinking. If you thought that it might be easier to talk to him over text, you better think again. If you text Norman "Nick", you should be prepared to wait at least a few hours for a response and tbh consider yourself lucky if you get a response at all. It's not like he's busy or anything either, he'll see your message pretty quickly and just come to the conclusion that you don't deserve a timely response.
Ray Naker: Yo slime, you lay pipe when you were in Texas?
*15 seconds later*
Henry: Yo Norman "Nick" , you there? You lay pipe?
*20 seconds later*
Ray Naker: Yo, he might be thinking
*10 seconds later*
Norman "Nick" : Yes
Henry: Shi, that's that Norman Nick response rate
Norman "Nick" : Wtf do you mean, I didn't know what to say
Norman Nick response rate by TurnM3Up December 20, 2021

Nick Norman And harry Swister 

there the homies and they give me glock glock 9000 and we kiss and were homie sexual 4 life
nick is my bbg so is harold Nick Norman And harry Swister
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