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A Norkal is a person who thinks everything is about them and wants to be friends with everyone but ends up pissing them off and just pushing them away
Person A: Are you friends with ______?
Person B: Nah
Person A: Why's that?
Person B: They're just a complete Norkal
Norkal by j3m07 April 25, 2010
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Normal Trash 

The garbage you put on top of all that fucked up stuff you threw away.
Uhhhh I better put some Normal Trash on top of my jerk off socks and sketchy homemade bongs.
Normal Trash by junksniffer45 February 22, 2011
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Verb: to thoroughly like, as in a Facebook thread.
Lol. This post has just been norwalted.
Norwalt by mickwitch September 11, 2012

Next to Normal 

One of the greatest and most inspiring musicals ever made. About a suburban family going through loss, depression, and substance abuse. Won the Pulitizer Prize in 09' features some of the best actors of this century and the next. Music and book by Tom Kitt and Brian Yorkey.
Writing paper *I'm Alive from Next To Normal comes on Pandora*

Me: IM ALIVE IM ALIVE I AM SO ALIVE
Next to Normal by Closeenoughtonormal February 18, 2013

normal pills 

Pills that are prescribed to you by your doctor when you start doing dumbass stuff like wearing masks, faking Minecraft speedruns and making shitty music with an even shittier music video.
Did you see that dream guy? He needs to take normal pills. What a weirdo
normal pills by Window boy June 17, 2021

Serena Nörkludvig 

A popular Swedish woman who has been married 7 times. She’s very independent and hardworking, and she has a great taste in men. She’s also very strong and if you disrespect her, she’ll kick you out of the house.
Gurt looks miserable without Serena Nörkludvig.”
“Right, but she’s better without him. She doesn’t need a man who cheats on her with a turtle.”

Normal Macaw 

A Macaw that can be dyed blue to represent the dead blue macaws.

Normal Macaw are colored white. Because white things are normal
Black boi: Normal Macaw
White boi: What the heck? What is a normal macaw? What color is it?
Black Boi: White. Because white things are normal

True story.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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