Nordmaling
Nordmaling by Anonononononymous November 8, 2009
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Nordlinger
Nordlinger by Tha Cheat September 8, 2009
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Nordmaling • Normaling • nerdalinger • noramalina tukiman • Nordahling • Nordlinger • Normaline • Normaning • normazing • no dealings
Nordahling
This is what you call a person who is doing staff work, without being a staff member.
he/she/it | Nordahls
present participle | Nordahling
past tense | Nordahled
he/she/it | Nordahls
present participle | Nordahling
past tense | Nordahled
P#1:"Did you see "Insert name"? "Insert name or pronuon" was doing staff work at the "a place and time"!!
P#2:"Nah dawg, was he Nordahling again?"
P#2:"Nah dawg, was he Nordahling again?"
Nordahling by Tikka Samurai April 2, 2019
nerdalinger
A really dorky guy who usually wears thick glasses and pocket protectors. Also is frequently seen with a TI-85 calculator to solve problems such as "how to not get laid" and other similar things.
Cool guy: "We shoulda never gave those niggers money!"
Nerdalinger: "Let me calculate the probability that you said that statement twice before in the last 500 seconds, which comes out to be five minutes exactly, and in nanoseconds I got laid."
Nerdalinger: "Let me calculate the probability that you said that statement twice before in the last 500 seconds, which comes out to be five minutes exactly, and in nanoseconds I got laid."
nerdalinger by JamieNerdy June 26, 2005
Normaline
Normaline by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh December 19, 2022
Normaling
Normaling is the act you perform when you are in an inescapable environment with many other people, and there is absolutely nothing to occupy yourself with. A given person's social skill level, social status, and personality can be immediately determined by the proficiency and style of their normaling.
The goal of normaling is to do nothing in the most socially acceptable, "normal" manner. Very generally, normaling consists of staring at inanimate objects and avoiding eye contact with others; however, this can vary widely between individuals with different normaling proficiencies and is very dependent on the situation at hand.
Here are two examples of appropriate normaling practices:
Ex 1: You're on a plane filled with people. Your phone is dead and you don't want to pay for movies/tv. In this situation, normaling etiquette calls for you to feign sleeping. Close your eyes and lean your head back. Optionally, mix in an occasional snore.
Ex 2: You're in a British Literature class, which, by nature, is boring. The professor grades attendance, so you can't leave. Your professor is also a stickler on having phones out (it's a small class, so he can spot you if you take out your phone). In this case, the common normaling practice is to lean back in your chair, and alternate between staring at the ceiling and walls. Then (and this is crucial), take out your water bottle, and periodically take 0.5-1.5 minute long sips from it every 5-7 minutes.
The goal of normaling is to do nothing in the most socially acceptable, "normal" manner. Very generally, normaling consists of staring at inanimate objects and avoiding eye contact with others; however, this can vary widely between individuals with different normaling proficiencies and is very dependent on the situation at hand.
Here are two examples of appropriate normaling practices:
Ex 1: You're on a plane filled with people. Your phone is dead and you don't want to pay for movies/tv. In this situation, normaling etiquette calls for you to feign sleeping. Close your eyes and lean your head back. Optionally, mix in an occasional snore.
Ex 2: You're in a British Literature class, which, by nature, is boring. The professor grades attendance, so you can't leave. Your professor is also a stickler on having phones out (it's a small class, so he can spot you if you take out your phone). In this case, the common normaling practice is to lean back in your chair, and alternate between staring at the ceiling and walls. Then (and this is crucial), take out your water bottle, and periodically take 0.5-1.5 minute long sips from it every 5-7 minutes.
Normaning
Normaning by kokikatniss June 19, 2017
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