nerdalinger 

A really dorky guy who usually wears thick glasses and pocket protectors. Also is frequently seen with a TI-85 calculator to solve problems such as "how to not get laid" and other similar things.

Cool guy: "We shoulda never gave those niggers money!"
Nerdalinger: "Let me calculate the probability that you said that statement twice before in the last 500 seconds, which comes out to be five minutes exactly, and in nanoseconds I got laid."

nerdalinger by JamieNerdy June 26, 2005

nerdlinger 

The ultimate nerd

Ian McCue.

nerdlinger by Conor June 9, 2004

Nordlinger 

Pubic hair caught in the back of one's throat after performing oral sex.

(Credit: Cicada @ Wonkette)

The only thing I hate about eating a chick out are the nordlingers. Yech!

Nordlinger by Tha Cheat September 8, 2009

nerdlinger 

1. The emphatic form of "nerd."
2. A term used by Futurama co-creator David X. Cohen to describe obsessive fans of the show.

Translated from the Futurama Season 4 DVD Box Set:
*THIS DVD INCLUDES A SPECIALLY ENCODED EASTER EGG WHICH YOU ARE NOW METICULOUSLY TRANSLATING FROM AN ALIEN LANGUAGE BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO LIFE AND COMPULSIVE NERDLINGER. HOW SAD. ITS ESPECIALLY SAD IF YOU DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH AND YOU HAVE TO TRANSLATE THE ALIEN LANGUAGE INTO ENGLISH AND THEN INTO YOUR OWN TONGUE AND YOU COME UPON A WORD LIKE NERDLINGER WHICH REALLY ISN'T A WORD AT ALL. BUT STILL APTLY DESCRIBES SOMEONE WHO WOULD ACTUALLY TRASLATE SUCH A WORD. TWICE. AND THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE READING THIS TRANSLATION ON A FUTURAMA NEWSGROUP AREN'T ANY BETTER. WE LURK ON THOSE NEWSGROUPS AND WE KNOW WHAT NERDLINGERS YOU GUYS ARE. TOO. OF COURSE. YOU'RE ALSO PROBABLY OUR BIGGEST FANS. WHICH IS SAD IN ITS OWN WAY. BUT. SINCE YOU WENT TO ALL THIS TROUBLE TO TRANSLATE AN EASTER EGG. WE DO OWE YOU SOMETHING. SO HERE'S A SECRET ABOUT THE SHOW. THE WRITERS. PRODUCERS. DIRECTORS. AND MOST OF THE ACTORS WHO WORKED ON THE SHOW ARE ALL NERDLINGERS. TOO.

nerdlinger by A Nerdlinger September 7, 2004

nerdlinger 

Set off the bra bomb when Dean Bitterman had the President of the U.S to College University.

Yes! Take that Dean Bitterman.

nerdlinger by Mortenson January 24, 2004

nerdlingerer 

Male nerd = player wannabe. Cant shake it or lose it in crowd. Wont go away ever. Looks a little cute but no persenalty to back it up. Can be used as it trys to use you to improbe its game. Age badly = get fat and uglier and nerdyer.

femme1: oh fuck, here comes that nerdlingerer again
femme2: shit, did you tell him we were here?!
femme1: no its a stalker too
femme2: man, i just want it to clean my car and now it wont go away - whatzitwant?!
femme1: a daate?
both: hahahahahahahahahaha

nerdlingerer by snottycakes-chelsea May 21, 2008

neidlinger 

orgasm machine

that neidlinger boned that chick

neidlinger by hello123456789dick July 2, 2009