Noodle-whip

The act of slapping a female with your semi-erect penis. Used to refer to a man's desire to get laid (despite his inability to get a full erection) after a long night of drug and/or alcohol use.

Me: "Damnnn, look at that chick; I'm gonna bang the bejesus out of her."

My brother: "Psh, you ain't doin' shit you limp-dick."

Me: "So?! I'll noodle-whip the shit outta that bitch."

Noodle-whip by Limped Ick March 17, 2009

noodle whip

When you are eating spaghetti or other noodles, and you suck the noodles up so hard that they smack your cheeks and either stick, get sauce on, or grease up your face.

slow down on those noodles; you're going to get some serious noodle whip!

noodle whip by taylove24 April 3, 2006

noodle whiplash 

When you are eating noodles or spaghetti and when you're sucking up the noodle and it hits your face

I was having Chinese noodles for dinner when I god noodle whiplash

noodle whiplash by Ace304 July 29, 2011

Whippin the noodle 

A term used to describe masturbation

Hey Hal stop whippin the noodle!

Whippin the noodle by kirtap May 19, 2005