Noodle Sex Share definition Flag When walking by a person with a popsicle in his/her mouth and then giving you the 'sup' nod. Girl: Oh, that guy over there just totally noodle sexed me. Noodle Sex by Whattsernamee July 17, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Noodle Sex mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch