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Noodle Bowl 

At a concert, this would be the hippie equivalent of a moshpit.
Did you see the 'noodle bowl' at last nights Phish concert? Zero fucks we're given, there was spinning, twirling, jamming, foot-stomping, and a whole lot of noodling going on.
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noodle bowl 

When several penises are shoved into the same hole at one time.
Man we noodle bowled that girl real good last night
noodle bowl by Noodlez22 November 28, 2016

Hong Kong Noodle Bowl 

Similar to the Shanghai Gut Punch, however, it is a group version where you and your friends commit bukkake on the woman by ejaculating on her and she pukes all over everyone's cocks.
Andy: So how did last night go Billy?
Billy: Man, me and the boys gave that bitch the Hong Kong Noodle Bowl.
Andy: That's some sick shit man. I don't think I'm going talk to you again.

Chinese Noodle Bowl

When someone has multiple flaccid Penises in their mouth at the same time.
Last night my friends and I gave this girl a Chinese Noodle Bowl in the kitchen.
Chinese Noodle Bowl by Skuba81 November 27, 2021

Slurpy town on a noodle bowl

Slurping down/licking the juice off a dude's hairy balls.
After we came, my balls were drenched so she went to slurpy town on a noodle bowl on me.

Brown noodle bowl 

A birds eye view of a thin stringy shit that has coiled up in the bottom of a toilet.
Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Ahh Jennifer Dan, I think I have perfected the brown noodle bowl."

Jennifer Dan - " oh why hello Major, did you try that '10x kiwiburger's a day' diet like I told you?"

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Yes Jenny, it destroyed my bung hole and now I need a band aid."

Three way noodle bowl 

3 men and one woman take part in an act where the woman gives a blowjob to the men all at once.
I was pulled into a Three way noodle bowl the other day. Honestly seemed impossible to get all three in at once but it was kinda fun.
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murderhobo 

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go ahead
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