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Noodle Ball

Noodle Ball is an aquatic sport which hybridizes aspects of Keep Away and Baseball with swimming. Noodle Ball was invented in Dayton Beach on June 28, 2012, by three intrepid youth of above average intelligence and athletic prowess hailing from Vancouver, BC.

Equipment for Noodle Ball is simple and affordable. One standard, regulation size noodle is required.

One relatively light ball is required; no heavier than a dodge ball but ideally not as light as a beach ball. It must be buoyant.

You must have a pool which is at least four noodles long to play in.

Noodle Ball is played with three teams of at least one player. One player, the noodler, starts in the middle of the pool with the other players on either side. The noodler attempts to hit the ball with her/his noodle as the other players attempt to throw it past her/him.

If the noodler makes contact with the ball using her/his noodle then the player who threw the ball immediately prior to contact becomes the noodler and the noodler replaces that player as a thrower. The noodler gets a point and the thrower looses a point. The player with the most points at the conclusion of the game is the victor.

Since its creation in mid-2012, the popularity of Noodle Ball has skyrocketed. Today it is known by at least twice as many people as it was only a year ago. It is rumoured that plans are in the works to establish the first Noodle Ball league, bankrolled by an anonymous wealthy entrepreneur who is said to be a Doctor.
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by noodler1 May 18, 2013
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Noodle ball

A ball python that is curled up in a ball and loves nothing more than to not get booped
My snake was a cute noodle ball this morning
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Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome

L-N-B-S (scientifically known as Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome) is a condition in which one's legs weaken after participating in vigorous excercise so that they feel as if they're limp noodles which could break off and roll across the floor in a spherical shape. In LNBS, one may not experience symptoms for 24 hours after vigorous exercise.
A teenager trys out for a school sports team after having little to no formal physical education. After running for a long period of time he/she will become very sore and perhaps shakey, sure-sign symptoms of Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome.
by Dr. M. Rose May 19, 2009
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Ball sac noodle

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ballsack noodle

a hidden menu item you can order from any restaurant or retail shop

pronounced (BULLSZACK-KNEWDULL)
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by dr.noodle November 22, 2021
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Ballsack Noodle

Type of Japanese noodle made from ballsacks of whales. Tastes very good with Chinese Kung Pao Doggy Stir-fr.
Person 1: Hey, look that chink has some ballsack noodles!
Person 2: Those are really good, you know?
Chink: Ballsack noodle are very high in Vitamin D.
by Herro My Name Is Dumpling March 19, 2011
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