Lurking. Leaving batshit random comments on posts. posting bizarre haikus. Amazing ninja smoke.
"I'm not stalking, I'm lurking."

"oh, #JUSTNOODLING"
"yup"
by Noodles Swizzlestyx August 18, 2015
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The act of moving one's tongue in-and-out of the anus with a slurping sound like sucking up wet noodles.
While I was at the restaurant slurping up my noodles, the sound reminded the waitress of noodling.
by Foreskin Mc Adams June 16, 2020
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The sexual act of inserting two or more fingers into a girls mouth during intercourse, and "hooking" her lower teeth to provide leverage for deeper penetration by physically pulling on her lower jaw.
The sexual act of inserting two or more fingers into a girls mouth during intercourse, and "hooking" her lower teeth to provide leverage for deeper penetration by physically pulling on her lower jaw.

"I was noodling this chick last night and I swore I almost caught a catfish."

"Hey have you tried noodling? I hooked this girl's mouth and i went so deep dude!"

"Leanna loves getting noodled. At first she didn't get it, but when she figured out I was using her head for leverage, she was totally into it."
by Lee715 August 7, 2016
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The act of getting demoted twice. Wears a razer headset and complains everyday. You'd be considered Noodled
"I just got noodled for spreading noods"
"The act of getting
by noodle gay December 22, 2015
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Arousing photographic images of the female or other inferior species of a sexual nature; N00dz
"I can't believe Don Roy already got Noodles from that girl"
by OODLES O' NOODLES August 29, 2011
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noodle, don't noodle

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VERB

1. A casual expression of sexual interest in question form.

2. A statement referring to ones own free will and freedom of choice.
-"you should come back to my apartment" he said cunningly, "then what?" she questioned, "noodle, don't noodle" he suggested.

- "hoe, don't hoe, noodle, don't noodle, the choice is yours"
by RhealTawk January 11, 2020
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an insulting name for a skinny ugly black boy. put the letter of his first name in front of noodle.
Hey D* noodle..get ur skinnyy ass ova hurr..

*replacable with ANY letter.
by Geniqua June 23, 2007
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