Noobowner

1. Sounds like "New Boner" out loud. Often used by 9 year olds while playing popular MMORPGS. | 2. Someone who is implying they are better than a noob, but aren't really.

1. Hey look guys, someone has a noobowner! | 2. Omfg, go away you noob. I'm actually a noobowner.

Noobowner by Carlos1234 April 24, 2008

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neoboner

A new or abnormal boner.

Oh damn that's a neoboner!

neoboner by Marcus Twainius November 1, 2010

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Nooboster

A roster or list of noobs

Oh Sam, you are so nooby that I added you to my growing nooboster of noobs.

Nooboster by Zelphian November 29, 2010

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nooboner

a combination of a noob and a boner, generally used to berate someone after they do something stupid

"You nooboner, you suck at Halo!"

nooboner by Kerry June 18, 2006

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Neoboner

An erection caused by a robot or machine

That clanker gave me a wicked neoboner!

Neoboner by John Cheeseburger March 31, 2026

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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