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noobicus maximus 

1. One who acts or shows similiar characteristics directly resembling those of a noob
2. A person who may need to work on their video game skills in the near future
3. A person who could possibly become Noob of the Year in their life time
Synonym: noob, nub, newb, nubby, tyler and/or Nick
Antonyms: scott and sean
Tyler and Nick are noobicus maximus', they always get owned by scott like they don't know how.
noobicus maximus by Big Wolvy December 16, 2005

Noobimus Prime

Leader of the Noobitrons, A Noobimus Prime is someone who is fluent in the ways of a noob.
"Chris is such a Noobimus Prime"
Noobimus Prime by JerryJerry December 14, 2008

Noobiusbeckit 

What you call someone when they suck and they need to die
You’re a bit of a noobiusbeckit

Fine hand me the revolver
Noobiusbeckit by SeenDizzle July 16, 2020

Noobious Eradicus 

(1)noobious eradicus is a species of human(or very talented monkey) that are extremely dangerous in the online world.

(2)noobious eradicus is a word used to describe online gamers that hate noobs. they will kill any noob on sight, even if they are on the same team.

NEVER get in the way of a chargeing noobious eradicus, or u'll be terminated.
that guy is a noobious eradicus, watch out for him on the battle field. he is crazy!

Noobious Eradicus by clintooon September 7, 2008
The ultimate form of a noob. A noobius would be the complete opposite of 1337 . If you see a noobius you should punch him/her three times.
Wow. You're such a fucking noobius I'm going to projectile vomit into my eyeballs.
noobius by harry siegel January 9, 2008

Noobious Maximus 

When someone is so painfully naive it doesn't seem possible that they could actually have no idea what your talking about...
I mentioned the word "knuckle children," to my girlfriend and she had no idea what I was talking about...She's such a Noobious Maximus!
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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