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Nonga is a word invented by one of many Mohammeds. It is used for someone who is a complete dumb fuck, or used to describe a situation that one cannot use other words for.
Guy: *breaks glass*
Gang Nigga: "You fuckin nonga"

Guy: *vapes*
Gang Nigga: "yeee, fukin nonga cunt"
nonga by BJMonsterCock December 5, 2018
Real ass nigga
Kasey is a nonga in these streets
Nonga by Ont8 worker 6969 February 10, 2022
Related Words
Penis, dick, Male genitals, pene, Male organ of copulation.

Mexican slang.
Su ñonga no era grande como decia.

His dick wasn't as big as he said
ñonga by Rocknkali June 8, 2007
Mexican slang for 'No'
Mom: Quieres tacos de Doña pelos?

Son: Ñonga, esos dan chorro
ñonga by snappyjoe February 13, 2024

nonaffluent 

the most powerful attack known to man. if there is ever a situation where you need to destroy a thot, hit em with the quick N O N A F F L U E N T and she will surely perish.
Witch lady - "I love you, I just want you to be happy"
Fearsome warrior - "aww, she just wants me to be happy... aww, okay... so she is a nice lady after al- NONAFFLUENT"
*witch lady dies on the spot*

nona fried 

When you are in a winning position in a time controlled game of chess, rather than moving or resigning your opponent just sits there and lets their clock tick down to 0.

Initially used by Chessnetwork
"A time ticker! I've been nona fried!"

For origin see: Thunderhorse I Warzone Chess Tournament 12
nona fried by TrickyKnight October 31, 2012
1. One of the pieces of an area divided into nine sections.

2. A section of a rectangle that has been divided by two perpendicular pairs of parallel lines.
a) It's hard to win a game of tic-tac-toe when you start in the top, bottom or side nonants.

b) You'd better check your blind nonant before changing lanes.

c) Hey dude, check it out. My queen, bishop and rook have got all your king's nonants covered. Suffer looser.
nonant by Chris Protologism April 19, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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