Nonipple 

When a woman has extremely large breasts...with essentially no nipple to match; very small compared to boob.

Derek: Dude look i got this chicks boobs on Omegle and they are totally Nonipple.
Jeremy: Holy hell your right...get that thing out of here.

Nonipple by The New York Post January 2, 2012

nonappleable 

-not able to be appled

"When you're filling out forms put n/a, meaning nonappleable."-Mrs. Deir

nonappleable by SquirrelyPiss February 18, 2004