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Someone that is anti social and needs to go "get some"
Steph Stoisits is such a nonlifer she did not go to the party becuase she had to study
Nonlifer by Nelsonchris March 26, 2007

nonliterate 

Can't spell anything, most commonly when texting.
Paj Mahal is so nonliterate when she texts that I can never understand her.
nonliterate by np sizzle August 21, 2016

nonliterate 

can't read
Paige's texts never make sense because she's nonliterate.
nonliterate by np sizzle June 15, 2016

Nonliteral Nobody 

Nonliteral Nobody refers to a small group of people. Commonly gets confused with Literal Nobody
Person 1: "Did you read the Terms of Service?"
Person 2: "dude nobody reads the terms of service"
Person 3: "No I read the Terms of Service
Person 2: " Nonliteral Nobody

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026