nonliterate 

Can't spell anything, most commonly when texting.

Paj Mahal is so nonliterate when she texts that I can never understand her.

nonliterate by np sizzle August 21, 2016

nonliterate 

can't read

Paige's texts never make sense because she's nonliterate.

nonliterate by np sizzle June 15, 2016

Noobliterated

To get your "Ass handed to you" (Ass kicked) by a noob. This could be in gaming or the real world.
This will also result in you becoming a total noob if it happens enough times.

Guy: "You just got noobliterated!"
Guy2: "I know, I think I'm becoming a noob myself."

Noobliterated by Wilvot November 1, 2008

nilliterate 

A literate individual who reads none of your notes, emails or texts. Oftentimes, when they've requested a reply.

My boss jumps down my throat asking me questions about emails I've already answered. That nilliterate needs to get his read on before he goes off.

nilliterate by K1NG 4W350M3 February 16, 2012

Nonliteral Nobody 

Nonliteral Nobody refers to a small group of people. Commonly gets confused with Literal Nobody

Person 1: "Did you read the Terms of Service?"
Person 2: "dude nobody reads the terms of service"
Person 3: "No I read the Terms of Service
Person 2: " Nonliteral Nobody

Nonliteral Nobody by ps3eudonym37373737737374 November 24, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019