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Can't spell anything, most commonly when texting.

Paj Mahal is so nonliterate when she texts that I can never understand her.

nonliterate by np sizzle August 21, 2016

Words you can keep

nonliterate

can't read

Paige's texts never make sense because she's nonliterate.

nonliterate by np sizzle June 15, 2016

Related Words

nonliterate • nilliterate • Nonliteral Nobody • Noobliterated

Noobliterated

To get your "Ass handed to you" (Ass kicked) by a noob. This could be in gaming or the real world.
This will also result in you becoming a total noob if it happens enough times.

Guy: "You just got noobliterated!"
Guy2: "I know, I think I'm becoming a noob myself."

Noobliterated by Wilvot November 1, 2008

nilliterate

A literate individual who reads none of your notes, emails or texts. Oftentimes, when they've requested a reply.

My boss jumps down my throat asking me questions about emails I've already answered. That nilliterate needs to get his read on before he goes off.

nilliterate by K1NG 4W350M3 February 16, 2012

Nonliteral Nobody

Nonliteral Nobody refers to a small group of people. Commonly gets confused with Literal Nobody

Person 1: "Did you read the Terms of Service?"
Person 2: "dude nobody reads the terms of service"
Person 3: "No I read the Terms of Service
Person 2: " Nonliteral Nobody

Nonliteral Nobody by ps3eudonym37373737737374 November 24, 2022

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026