nonliterate 

Can't spell anything, most commonly when texting.

Paj Mahal is so nonliterate when she texts that I can never understand her.

nonliterate by np sizzle August 21, 2016

nonliterate 

can't read

Paige's texts never make sense because she's nonliterate.

nonliterate by np sizzle June 15, 2016

Noobliterated

To get your "Ass handed to you" (Ass kicked) by a noob. This could be in gaming or the real world.
This will also result in you becoming a total noob if it happens enough times.

Guy: "You just got noobliterated!"
Guy2: "I know, I think I'm becoming a noob myself."

Noobliterated by Wilvot November 1, 2008

nilliterate 

A literate individual who reads none of your notes, emails or texts. Oftentimes, when they've requested a reply.

My boss jumps down my throat asking me questions about emails I've already answered. That nilliterate needs to get his read on before he goes off.

nilliterate by K1NG 4W350M3 February 16, 2012

Nonliteral Nobody 

Nonliteral Nobody refers to a small group of people. Commonly gets confused with Literal Nobody

Person 1: "Did you read the Terms of Service?"
Person 2: "dude nobody reads the terms of service"
Person 3: "No I read the Terms of Service
Person 2: " Nonliteral Nobody

Nonliteral Nobody by ps3eudonym37373737737374 November 24, 2022