Non-E 

Any words or paragraphs without using thy fifth glyph.

Fathr: Hllo boy. I s you found th cookis.
Boy: Ys I hav.
Man in th background: Why use Non-E?

Non-E by Boys of the west June 12, 2022

Non-Event Horizon 

The point at which a friend's Facebook status updates become so numerous and mundane that he or she must be hidden from the News Feed.

"Linda is approaching the Non-Event Horizon. 15 posts so far, most of which have been 'I'm bending at the waist right now.'"

Non-Event Horizon by Johnny Twothumbs May 13, 2010

non-event planner 

a take off of the term "event planner" , this term is used to describe one who has absolutely no clue how to give a fun party,arrange a successful gathering, plan a vacation or tour or coordinate any kind of happening time..........

Sally became known as a non-event planner when she arranged for a group tour to visit a museum featuring the history of needlepoint only to arrive to discover it was closed.

non-event planner by sheila in the car October 17, 2010

non-englisher

a person who cant say or use English words properly in a sentence

Maria is a non-englisher and a slow typer bc she cant put words properly together.

non-englisher by AllEyesOnMeee_ April 28, 2019

Non existing 

Communist slang for food

Yo, I want something that’s non existing

Non existing by Donald_nut July 7, 2018

non-ebrity 

A person famous for no discernible achievement or talent, who clings to their "celebrity" status by appearing in tabloids, gossip magazines and reality TV in an attempt to stretch out their 15 minutes of fame.

The show Big Brother had spawned a generation of non-ebrity individuals.

non-ebrity by Prophet Tenebrae February 16, 2007

Jake's non existent pp 

Jake has no pp, I'm sorry to say.

Jake wants to have a pp but he can't because he's a pp builder and not a pp owner
Rip Jake's non existent pp

Jake's non existent pp by pandabubble123 May 24, 2019