Non-ed

non-Ed noun slang, often derogatory

Someone who isn't called Ed, Eddie, Edward, or anything close.

Used in a teasing or insulting way to imply they're not part of the 'Ed' crew.

Pssh, check out that non-ed over there...

Non-ed by TheRealNon-Ed July 9, 2026

Non-Edible Scented Hot Pocket 

A sex move where a man drips candle wax into the woman’s vagina and has sex with her.

Me- Dude, last night I did the Non-Edible Scented Hot Pocket, and she started bleeding

Non-Edible Scented Hot Pocket by voeqa February 23, 2021

nonederwear 

n

no underwear. as in going commando

Mike "yeah im all out of clean underwear"

Hannah "then what are you wearing?"

Mike "nonederwear."

nonederwear by Mike617 December 15, 2009

Noneday 

A day in which nothing productive is done, so it feels as if the day never existed. A wasted day.

What day was today? Sunday?
Noneday.

Noneday by Penguin January 17, 2005

Nonedies 

When your girl puts on underwear when she is on her period. When usually she doesn't wear any underwear at all.

Bro 1: did you have sex last night?
Bro 2: no, she had her nonedies on.

Nonedies by The original Sweve October 29, 2015

Nonederthere 

It's what you wear when you can't bare the feel of underwear. Going commando. Free balling.

It was quite the sight when Matt wore his nonederthere while playing basketball.

Nonederthere by The Hoosier January 24, 2010

NoneDrive

(informal) Microsoft OneDrive; used humorously to mock its poor file distribution etc.

C21: from none + OneDrive

"Why can't NoneDrive work all of a sudden?"

NoneDrive by Bloonicious May 26, 2026