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Noirette 

Noirette - a female with natural Black hair, no dye jobs over here . Also see Raven head / raven haired.

What does noirette mean ?

black-haired woman

Noun. noirette (plural noirettes) black-haired woman .

There is no specific and separate term for someone with black hair. However, people have suggested the term Noirette. Note, also, that although the term brunette includes those with black hair, not everyone may agree with this.

Noirette are usually associated with being
Mysterious, exotic and reserved , Dark-haired ladies are also said to be hard workers and good with finances. On the other hand, they are thought to be more untrustworthy, cold and ruthless.

Noirette is the black haired eqivilant to brunette.

Noirette is likely taken from term film noir, French for 'black film' (literal) or 'dark film' (closer meaning)

As brunette maybe taken from the german word braun meaning brown but an English localization of the German word
Hence it being spelled differently like

How British spell colour grey and American spell it color gray.
Buttercup from the power puff girls is a
Noirette / raven head while the one time power puff girl Bunny was a brunette

Meaning she had brown hair.... blossom is red head / ginger while bubbles is blonde.

Betty boop also a Noirette as well as Wendy Testaburger from south park.
Noirette by Blu_leef January 22, 2023

nobelium uranium 

A masterfully crafted response to the famously deadly "you mom gay" roast.
Believed to be forged by the finest of roasters, possibly even a level 3 sound cloud rapper.

Nobelium & Uranium are both elements. Nobelium's symbol is "No" and Uranium's is "U".
Combined, they make the response "No U".
Not only is "No U" an effective reply to any roast, but in this form it reflects your intelligence and can make their stupidity known, amplifying the affect of the response, ruining their career if used effectively.
12 year old COD gamer: "yo'ure mom gay"
You, blessed with an IQ of 5000: "Nobelium Uranium"
12 year old COD gamer: "Wtf bro"
- *12 year old COD gamer left the game*
nobelium uranium by Foxzes February 26, 2018
A person; usually male, with black hair. See noirette for the female equivalent.
Rin Okumura (see Blue Exorcist) is a sexy noiret.
Noiret by Katnasaurus November 16, 2014

Noble idiot 

A person who 'sacrifices' their own happiness with the assumption that they are bringing happiness to the person they are sacrificing for, when in fact, this sacrifice makes the other person even more unhappy.
Prime Minister: I'm in a contract marriage with you and now you're telling me that my real missing and presumed dead wife is really alive?
I: Yes. So I'm going to leave you even though we've decided we actually love each other and want to marry for real now.
Prime Minister: But I don't want my old wife back. She pretended to be dead so I hate her now. But I love you, you noble idiot.
I: Tough. I'm gonna travel the world and write a kids book. Get back with your old wife.
*Prime Minister proceeds to not get back with old wife because he hates her while I mopes because she's depressed she left the Prime Minister*
Noble idiot by kshyt0385 February 5, 2014

Noirette 

Noirette is the black haired eqivilant to brunette.
That beautiful girl's hair should be considered "Noirette" instead of raven head or brunette. Noirette is a much more befitting term for black hair that exquisite.
Noirette by Jakegothicsnake December 31, 2008

NOBLETIGER 

Baseball acronym: No-Outs Bases-Loaded-Ending (with) Team-Incapable (of) Getting-Easy-Run.

With the bases loaded and not outs even a mediocre team can trade outs for runs (e.g. sacrifice fly-outs and bunts). A team that fails at this fundamental level has committed NOBLETIGER and brought humiliation upon themselves, their families, fans, city and nation.

For non-baseball fans the situation is equivalent to having erectile dysfunction at an all you can eat brothel.
"LMAO, the Giants pulled a NOBLETIGER in the 9th inning against Kenley Jansen! They should be relegated to AAA"
NOBLETIGER by RobSnob July 30, 2021