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Noah L is most definitely one of the best people you could meet in your entire life, he has a huge heart (like other things) and a great sense of humour that can have literally anyone laughing in an instant. Noah is an incredible musician with great music taste. He is an absolute gentleman and was raised to be the perfect man. Noah is very respectful towards women and can make his girlfriend feel extremely loved. He swears waaaayyy to much however when he wants to, he can speak very poetically and uses his words to totally sweep people off of their feet. He also has AMAZING muscles. His abs and his biceps could make any girl melt. Not to mention his stunning hair, soft lips and beautiful face. In general, Noah is just hot. Noah's kisses send his girlfriend into an absolute spiral because they are so soft and lovely. If you find a Noah L, you have been ranked successful in my books because he is simply angelic.
G- Wow I love Noah L
Literally everyone else - I know he's so amazing and funny and cool
Noah L by G1709 February 27, 2023
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Has so much rizz he teaches twenty dollar unspoken rizz classes and has so much more (gender neutral replacement for bitches here.) than you do.
"That Noah L. has soooo much rizz."
"Ikr? I'm taking his 20 dollar rizz classes right now."
"I think I'm gonna ask him out.
Noah L. by UrbanDcUser October 26, 2022

the noah L life 

Somthing you would call a really boring life
the noah L life by masonthemissile November 10, 2022

noah lunberry 

An extremely handsome, smart, muscular, and overall awesome person.
Man! you're so smart and handsome! I'll call you a Noah lunberry
noah lunberry by IG-noah_now_2004 February 26, 2017

Noah Lian 

Noah Lian is a name given to few, but important people. They are often studs with extraordinary large penises and wide buttholes. Noah Lian can be used when talking about someone good-looking, they are often the player in the gang.
Person 1: Is that Noah Lian?
Person 2: Yes, I heard he is "the player" in their gang.
Person 1: OMG!
Noah Lian by Sluseknuser November 11, 2021

Noah Levenstein

A fictional charactar from the American Pie Franchise, played by Eugene Levy.
Pretty much known as the best character ever created by mankind.

Mr Levenstein is always a dependable source for sexual advice.

He also wrote "The Bible", a book which teaches one to be an expert in sexual events.
Guy #1: Dude, there is a god, i have so much game lately.
Guy #2: Maybe it's Noah Levenstein watching over you.
Guy #1: Ye you're right, after all, he did write The Bible.
Noah Levenstein by Wasbeert December 7, 2009

Noah Long 

He likes to collect the nudes of 9 year old girls he found on Roblox. He also gets turned on when the doctor touches his balls and he has big man boobs. Overall he's a disappointment to mankind.

Also his least favorite insect is the frog.
"Man, he has boobs just like Noah Long."
Noah Long by Bill9098 October 24, 2018