No-No Towel 

A towel used to absorb bodily fluids during sex.

Bonus points if there’s blood AND cum on it.

“Ah fuck, my roommate found the no-no towel.” - John
“Don’t worry man Derek is chill. He probably just threw it in the wash” - Jake

No-No Towel by Rocky 4 Lyfe September 7, 2020

No YOUR a towel!! 

Answer to any question. Will get you out of trouble. Just repeat over and over and over.

Jimmy - "Hey!!How are you?"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"

Mum - "How did you go on your report??"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"

Teacher - "Why did you punch Timmy the cripple?!
Timmy the cripple - "TIMMEH!!!!"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"
Teacher - "Go to the principal's office this instant!!!"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"

***PWNAGE***

No YOUR a towel!! by Tiblz January 3, 2008

Kids at the pool with no towels 

When you use the toilet for a bowel movement, and there is no toilet paper.

"Mom, why are there kids at the pool with no towels?"
"Oh, I'm sorry. There's more toilet paper under the sink."

Kids at the pool with no towels by corrupteddevil September 13, 2009

Naked No-Tilt Tap the Tower

This term is used predominantly in the MOBA game genre. It occurs when a player character has no upgraded abilities and is attacking an enemy turret/tower, and the person playing the MOBA is not "tilted"/upset.

Yo, quit Naked No-Tilt Tap the Tower, dude! We need to rotate for the raid boss.

Naked No-Tilt Tap the Tower by Lick-it-3dayshipping June 9, 2026