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No way, Hosay 

The idiots' version of "no way, José"

Normally typed out by the same fucking idiots who think "voilà" is spelt "wa-lah"

Absolute bellends, all of them.
Me: Are you coming to that boring meeting tomorrow?
Bellend: No way, Hosay
Me: What the fuck? You fucking imbecile
No way, Hosay by Fuckthelotofyou January 29, 2019
Words you can keep

No way, hosay. 

When you're too white enough to say "No way, Jose".
Rory: I bet you looooooooooooovvvvveeeeeeeee him, right?
Trixie: No way, hosay.

noway hosay 

An incorrect way of saying No Way, Jose. Alot of Britsh kids say it. An urban myth is that some Brit kids think that hosay means " a hose that at the end has sumone going wahayyy". This is incorrect.

It is No Way Jose.
Prince Harry: Would you like to have some tea and crumpets?
Queen Elizabth: Noway hosay, it's tea and scone! SCONE SCONE SCONE!
noway hosay by Vincent Is A Baller August 28, 2009
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scruples; to have manners;

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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