No ask 

A down low creampie, where a man ejaculates inside a woman’s vagina without warning.

Dave: Hey bro I heard you fucked Becky last night

Adam: Oh yea dude!! I must have dumped about a quart of ball juice inside her

Dave: Jesus?!?! She let you skeet inside her?

Adam: Nah, I pulled a no ask

No ask by Perry P. Pounder April 23, 2021

No ask 

A phrase that can stop the conversation immediately and destroy your friends .

Friend : hey do u know that i have cancer?
Me : no ask

Friend : *fucking dies *

No ask by Noask January 9, 2021

ask no questions and you'll be told no lies

It is a quote by Charles Dickens that is used to reply to a question with an answer best kept untold.
The quote has been shortened to "ask no questions hear no lies" in modern use by people who do not know the origin of the quote.

Professor: How far along are you with that assignment, Peter?
Peter: Ask no questions and you'll be told no lies, Professor.
Professor: Ah, Charles Dickens. Alright then, we'll just forget about the assignment for now. I will not accept any work given to me after the hand-in date, remember that.

ask no questions and you'll be told no lies by stevie the illiterate March 16, 2017

ask no questions hear no lies 

a sarcastic way of saying,"just don't fucking ask."

how was ur date with Lisa?.......ask no questions hear no lies

ask no questions hear no lies by bajan_taliban October 18, 2007

Ask no questions hear no lies 

A term used by someone with the intent to lie.

Guy: Have you cheated?

Girl: ask no questions hear no lies

Guy: wtf, so you have?

Girl: (says nothing)

Girl: I'm not even sorry

Guy: **heart breaks** again

Ask no questions hear no lies by _The Secret_ March 25, 2020

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked 

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

Cope Harder + Ratio + No Bitches + You fell off + Didn't ask 

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Cope Harder + Ratio + No Bitches + You fell off + Didn't ask by nafkjndajk April 14, 2022