Quite possibly the best comback in the history of comebacks. Can be used in any situation, like when your getting bullied, just respond with this and they will immediatly shut up.
Bully: Your so dumb, no one even cares about you!
Me: No one asked
Bully: Has a brain aneurysm and dies on the spot
by Bucko January 13, 2020
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Quite possibly the best answer to use when confronted about something you knew about but were not questioned about.
Person 1~You knew Bobby stole my car?
Person 2~Yeah.
Person 1~Why didn't you tell me!? We've been going crazy trying to find out who did it!
Person 2~No one asked me.
by Miss Potato Head September 12, 2010
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Me: Fuck off this is the best definition on this website.
Everyone else: ignores my definition because this was pointless

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by Um the hell November 12, 2017
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