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No Tea, No Shade

Stace: She looks like a busted ass hood dog
Emily: No tea, no shade! Holler.
No Tea, No Shade by LemLapSake January 9, 2012
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no tea no shade no pink lemonade 

This term was coined as a catchphrase by the drag queen Jasmine Masters in 2015 and has had a large impact on her fans ever since. Initially, it means the same as "no tea no shade", but it just extends the same term and makes it even better.
"No tea no shade no pink lemonade, but that lace front wig looks like an over-processed toaster strudel."

No Tea No Shade 

A phrase meaning:
I'm not trying to come for you or offend you, but this is what its really like.

A phrase you add at the beginning or the end of a sentence that can be seen as negative to somebody, but its not supposed to be, and just stating the obvious.

Made popular by Qaadir <3<3<3
Ex. 1 - Girl! No Tea No Shade, but you need to fix your hair.

Ex. 2 - Girl please! I can't get with some one I'm not attracted to, No Tea No Shade!
No Tea No Shade by <3QaaDir September 12, 2009

No Shade No Tea

Not trying to offend you, but it is offensive. Like "no offense" but like offense. Way to be mean without seeming like your trying be mean
Me: You fucking suck but like no shade no tea

no tea no shade just lemonade 

no gossip (tea) no being mean and roasting people (throwing shade) it's just lemonade! explained by me and created by Tana Mongeau
we are just friends no tea no shade just lemonade

no tea no shade 

no tea no shade, ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿงข
taira and kyle no tea no shade
no tea no shade by lackell December 8, 2018

All Tea No Shade 

Tea is referring to "Truth" shade is like an opinion/diss. When you say this phrase it means you are stating facts, not opinions.
For example: " Girl your breath smells like ass, All Tea no shade"
All Tea No Shade by Lacianga May 17, 2017
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