When a childish woman hasn't got the maturity to communicate her feelings/needs/desires, and expects men to have the "confidence" to mindread those sexual desires she hides from him.
Often used as a defense mechanism by such women who foolishly assume that a man's inaction means his lack of attraction.
Katerina: I told him that I was a Christian conservative, and he actually believed that good girl façade I presented? I'm horny, and he's not man enough to see it.
Susan: He's probably "gay". Dump his loser ass before he gets the chance to dump you!
Katerina: OMG you're so right! I wanted to rip his clothes off. But if he cannot understand that I CLEARLY that my straw was pointed in his general direction when we were out last night, I guess it's just not meant to be. NO SPARK!!!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.