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No Jess

Means that you’re not of a hoe or treesh or bop related.
Jess is a bop but not me “no jess” bro.
by Nutmonster January 5, 2025
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No Jess

Means that you’re not of a hoe or treesh or bop related.
Jess is a bop but not me “no jess” bro.
by Nutmonster January 5, 2025
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No Jess Sunday

No Jess Sunday is when you block every Jessica you know and get a rest of her.
Person 1: Dude Jess texted me
Person 2: WHAT? Bro block her
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because it's No Jess Sunday!! \
Person 1: OMG YOUR RIGHT
by SundaysAreAwesome May 9, 2021
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She's no Jessica Alba

A phrase used when defining the beauty of other females / female celebrities. (Refers to the actress, Jessica Alba, who is more commonly known for her beauty and hot body rather than her acting skills.) This phrase can be replaced with Megan Fox and/or any other top hottie of your choice.
Holly: "Do you think that girl is pretty?"

Nicole: "Yea, she's okay. Don't get me wrong, she's gorgeous, but she's no Jessica Alba."

Holly: "Of course not."
by lyssaloo July 12, 2009
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