Below you will find when to say "No Jareds" and what it means when you use them.
1. When someone says "no johns", or no excuses, to something where you have a very legitimate excuse. Using "No Jareds" as a retort means the person saying "no johns" has no basis to say "no johns" and are thereby wrong.
2. When you are correct but the other person refuses to acknowledge or accept that you are indeed right. "No Jareds" in this case means you are in fact correct but the other person is just too stupid, ignorant, and proud to accept it. No matter what, they won't admit they are wrong and you are right.
3. When someone is joking about something and then someone else (the person to whom we'll call Jared) calls you out on that and tries to use it against you.
4. When you blatantly lie about someone in desperate hopes to make others laugh. This also includes taking your own faults and declaring the other person guilty, thus being a hypocrite. Also, see the more general term, no jareds.
1. When someone says "no johns", or no excuses, to something where you have a very legitimate excuse. Using "No Jareds" as a retort means the person saying "no johns" has no basis to say "no johns" and are thereby wrong.
2. When you are correct but the other person refuses to acknowledge or accept that you are indeed right. "No Jareds" in this case means you are in fact correct but the other person is just too stupid, ignorant, and proud to accept it. No matter what, they won't admit they are wrong and you are right.
3. When someone is joking about something and then someone else (the person to whom we'll call Jared) calls you out on that and tries to use it against you.
4. When you blatantly lie about someone in desperate hopes to make others laugh. This also includes taking your own faults and declaring the other person guilty, thus being a hypocrite. Also, see the more general term, no jareds.
Definition #1:
Guy 1: So why didn't you go to the dance?
Guy 2: I was sick... (legitimately sick)
Guy 1: No johns!
Guy 2: No jareds!
Definition #2:
Guy 1: So, how much protein do you think is in a cup of grapes?
Guy 2: Hm, I'd say about one gram.
Guy 1: HAHA YOU IDIOT, MY MOTHER WHO IS A PATHOLOGIST SAYS THERE ISN'T ANY PROTEIN IN GRAPES!
Guy 2: Really..because nutritiondata.com states otherwise.
Guy 1: What..I-- No, that is just an unreliable ".com" blogging site, I choose to believe my mother; you are wrong and I am right.
Guy 2: No jareds...
Definition #3:
Guy 1: Christmas is on December 25.
Guy 2: No it's not! (joking, using a silly voice)
Guy 1: Yes it is, it always has been and always will be.
Guy 2: I was kidding, learn to take a joke. No jareds!
Definition #4:
Guy 1: Wow you immature nub, stop abusing your admin powers!
Guy 2: ..You barely have any powers and still abuse everything you can in the game. You think I would give you more to mess with? NO JAREDS
Guy 1: So why didn't you go to the dance?
Guy 2: I was sick... (legitimately sick)
Guy 1: No johns!
Guy 2: No jareds!
Definition #2:
Guy 1: So, how much protein do you think is in a cup of grapes?
Guy 2: Hm, I'd say about one gram.
Guy 1: HAHA YOU IDIOT, MY MOTHER WHO IS A PATHOLOGIST SAYS THERE ISN'T ANY PROTEIN IN GRAPES!
Guy 2: Really..because nutritiondata.com states otherwise.
Guy 1: What..I-- No, that is just an unreliable ".com" blogging site, I choose to believe my mother; you are wrong and I am right.
Guy 2: No jareds...
Definition #3:
Guy 1: Christmas is on December 25.
Guy 2: No it's not! (joking, using a silly voice)
Guy 1: Yes it is, it always has been and always will be.
Guy 2: I was kidding, learn to take a joke. No jareds!
Definition #4:
Guy 1: Wow you immature nub, stop abusing your admin powers!
Guy 2: ..You barely have any powers and still abuse everything you can in the game. You think I would give you more to mess with? NO JAREDS
by Complete Truth December 02, 2009
A very intelligent and unique young lady. If you have the privilege of meeting a young lady with such a name do not hesitate to befriend her for she is fabulous and probably the coolest person you will ever meet.
by Laputa March 11, 2013
Jaree is a likeable person. She is quiet most of the time, but the truth is she holds many thoughts inside that brain of hers. She spends most of her days thinking; making her one of the smartest people you’ll know.
She is constantly surrounded by friends and people who won’t leave her side. Even if she doesn’t like it, her friends will never leave her because she is so cool!
She is constantly surrounded by friends and people who won’t leave her side. Even if she doesn’t like it, her friends will never leave her because she is so cool!
by Jaree’sbabies69 May 22, 2019
Jarely is basically the best girl you can ever have she’s a ball of goofiness. She’s beautiful in every shape or form. She’s intelligent and most importantly if you ever have a chance to be with her your probably the most luckiest person because Jarely is just a overwhelmingly beautiful,gorgeous,charismatic,pretty, funny,good looking female. Jarely is caring and filled with love. She is the most genuine person ever. She’s wired but wired in a good way. She’s a very good listener and if she really loves you she’ll sit with you for hours and hours and listen to what you got to say and you can also act like a total dork around her. She has one of the best personalities. She’s loyal and honest she will never switch up on you she’s not the type to cheat or be fake because when she really loves someone she’ll be their ride or die till the very end but don’t underestimate her. She’s an extremely good friend and a great girlfriend. If you have a Jarely in your life don’t lose her.
(Boy)“Bro I just got me a good female she’s gorgeous and funny and perfect.”
(Friend) she must be a jarely.
(Friend) she must be a jarely.
by JJJJJEllly January 31, 2019
A girl that I miss a ton and hope to see her later in life. She is a tough,smart,caring girl but can be a bitch if she has to. She is an amazing girlfriend to have unless you are a player, then she will be your WORST nightmare. She loves a little bit of drama, but when she gets involved she handles it aggressively at first and slowly starts to not care. She hates Thots with all her heart and will never be one 💖
Camila:omg jarelis is so pretty
Machi:yeah but she a total bitch
Camila:no your the total bitch to her and that’s why she hates you
Jarelis: come on Camila leave this man hoe to be by himself
Machi:yeah but she a total bitch
Camila:no your the total bitch to her and that’s why she hates you
Jarelis: come on Camila leave this man hoe to be by himself
by Peachybabii September 22, 2018
the most amazing person alive
aka: kind heart, sweet smile, strong morals, quick wit, funny in his own way, puts family first, works hard, plays harder, makes everyone around him feel special, cares more for others than himself, and loves unconditionally
aka: kind heart, sweet smile, strong morals, quick wit, funny in his own way, puts family first, works hard, plays harder, makes everyone around him feel special, cares more for others than himself, and loves unconditionally
by briwos3 June 16, 2011
The most amazing guy you'll ever want to meet. A true gentleman. He may get angry at times but he would never harm a female and stands up for people who need it. If you're his girl, you should consider yourself the luckiest girl in the world because he's the best guy you could ever find. He loves to make his girl feel special and beautiful. He loves country music, MMA/UFC, and dorkish movies and TV shows like Star Wars and Family Guy. He has the cutest smile and the silliest laugh. He has a heart of gold and deserves the best!
Jared is the keeper of my heart.
by SMN September 09, 2012