Below you
will find when to say "No Jareds" and what it means when you use them.
1. When someone says "no johns", or no excuses, to something where you have a very legitimate excuse. Using "No Jareds" as a retort means the person saying "no johns" has no basis to say "no johns" and are thereby wrong.
2. When you are correct but the other person refuses to acknowledge or accept that you are
indeed right. "No Jareds" in this case means you are in fact correct but the other person is just too stupid,
ignorant, and proud to accept it. No matter what, they won't admit they are wrong and you are right.
3. When someone is joking about something and then someone else (the person to whom we'll call
Jared) calls you out on that and tries to use it against you.
4. When you blatantly
lie about someone in desperate hopes to make others laugh. This also includes taking your own faults and declaring the other person guilty, thus being a
hypocrite. Also, see the more general term, no jareds.
Definition #1:
Guy 1: So why didn't you go to the dance?
Guy 2: I was sick... (legitimately sick)
Guy 1: No johns!
Guy 2: No jareds!
Definition #2:
Guy 1: So, how much protein do you think is in a cup of grapes?
Guy 2:
Hm, I'd say about one gram.
Guy 1: HAHA YOU
IDIOT, MY
MOTHER WHO IS A PATHOLOGIST SAYS THERE ISN'T ANY PROTEIN IN GRAPES!
Guy 2: Really..because nutritiondata.com states otherwise.
Guy 1: What..I-- No, that is just an unreliable ".com" blogging site, I choose to believe my
mother; you are wrong and I am right.
Guy 2: No jareds...
Definition #3:
Guy 1:
Christmas is on December 25.
Guy 2: No it's not! (joking, using a silly voice)
Guy 1: Yes it is, it always has been and always
will be.
Guy 2: I was kidding, learn to take a joke. No jareds!
Definition #4:
Guy 1: Wow you immature
nub, stop abusing your admin powers!
Guy 2: ..You barely have any powers and still abuse everything you can in the game. You think I would give you more to mess with? NO JAREDS
