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Austin is such a Nisp
Nisp by Nisp_creator March 1, 2019
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Someone who claims to be factually correct, when they are expressing their false opinion.
Person A: Someone told me that if you drank boiled water it would boil away the hydration, and you would die of thirst.

Person B: Oh god what a Nisp.
Nisp by Anony, March 11, 2022
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A very sneaky and stealthy person especially in terms of gathering food or well protected objects.
Wow! Kaylan was a nispar when she took those car keys!

Joe just cised the last cherry Pepsi! He is quite a Nispar!
Nispar by Dojo_Joe May 17, 2020
A word used to trick your friends into saying "penis"
Bob: Hey john, say nispee 10 times.
John: Nispee, nispee, nispee, nispee, speenis, peenis, penis... wait...
nispee by Lord of Void and Non February 26, 2017
Say it again and again. You are now saying a naughty word. Well, really, an anatomical word that is not necessarily naughty, but still. Use it to trick your friends!
Person 1: Hey Bob and Lisa! Try saying "NISPY" over and over!

Bob and Lisa: Sure thing "person 1"... NISPY NISPY NISPY NISPY NISPY NISPY.... hey what are we saying!?

Person 1: Ha ha ha! Bob, you're gay! Lisa, you're a slut!
nispy by lovebot January 6, 2008
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nispe by asdf April 16, 2005
it will stop your door, lay on your floor and watch you while you're in the showa, its nispe bitch,it will cut you hur with time to spur itll eat you if you cower, its nispe bitch
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nispe by Boysetsfire227 August 3, 2004
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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