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Nipple on 

When the weather is so cold that a girls nipples are erect through their bra and top, or a guys nipples can be seen through thick clothing.

This can be expanded to be 'Nipples on my feet' to mean a certain body part to be cold that doesn't actually have nipples.
Girl: It's a bit of a nipple on today
Guy: Yeah it's freezing isnt it
Girl: Yeah I've got nipples on my feet!
Nipple on by Notinanywayme January 21, 2009

Nipple on a stick 

A harmless insult
Possibly affectionate, not a nasty one
petronella - you are an arse
jemima - ah, ye nipple on a stick!

Nipple on a stick 

This is a term which has been carefully refined over the past century. Originating from the expression 'udder on a pole', this phrase came into usage in polite society in the late 20th century.
Meaning: You are daft. Affectionate insult.
Emma: i think Dave fancies you..
Claire: Ahh, ye nipple on a stick, ye.

Nipple on a stick 

Originating from the age old saying 'udder on a pole', this phrase has been refined through the ages to the slick, user freindly version we present to you here.
Affectionate insult.
Emma: Claire, are you in denial?
Claire: Ahh, ye nipple on a stick, ye.

nipple hard on

My girlfriend gave me a great blow job,
It was so great I had a nipple hard on
My girl friend gave me a blowjob that was so good I got nipple a ( nipple hard on )
nipple hard on by Thenry January 3, 2017

Some dirt on my nipple 

When someone disrespects you or when you see someone get disrespected, you swipe your hand on the floor, and rub it on your nipple, an scream "Thats some dirt on my nipple"
When the teacher told nick he got an 80 on the test, he swiped his hand on the floor and shouted "thats some dirt on my nipple"
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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