gophers poking

Last night my girlfriend said no Anal sex,
I said why not
She said she had a {Gophers Poking}

Last night my girlfriend said NO anal sex
I said why not
She said she had a {Gophers Poking}

by Thenry January 25, 2017

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I ate some food last nite, All the way home I had my {Gophers poking}

I ate some food last nite. All the way. Home my butt hole had a {Gophers poking }

by Thenry January 25, 2017

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Sewer Chute

after a few drinks with my girlfriend, She tells me why don't we go home and you can do me in the Sewer Chute

by Thenry October 28, 2020

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my girlfriend was on the towel. So she said after a few drinks. Why do you stick it in my sewer chute tonite

by Thenry October 28, 2020

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My girlfriend gave me a great blow job,
It was so great I had a nipple hard on

My girl friend gave me a blowjob that was so good I got nipple a ( nipple hard on )

by Thenry January 03, 2017

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I took my girlfriend out for dinner last night,
I had too much Spivey food.
When we got home.
I was in the bathroom all night with a code brown

I had a code brown after eating spicy food last night

by Thenry November 25, 2022

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My old lady says. My mouth is sore, after dinner why don't you stuff my{ Pink Target

My old lady says , My mouth is sore, After dinner why don't you stuff it in my Pink Target

by Thenry May 25, 2019

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