gophers poking

Last night my girlfriend said no Anal sex,
I said why not
She said she had a {Gophers Poking}

Last night my girlfriend said NO anal sex
I said why not
She said she had a {Gophers Poking}

by Thenry January 25, 2017

gophers poking

I ate some food last nite, All the way home I had my {Gophers poking}

I ate some food last nite. All the way. Home my butt hole had a {Gophers poking }

by Thenry January 25, 2017

pink target

My old lady says. My mouth is sore, after dinner why don't you stuff my{ Pink Target

My old lady says , My mouth is sore, After dinner why don't you stuff it in my Pink Target

by Thenry May 25, 2019

Jelly Gash

After dinner the other nite, My Gal said it is that time of the month.
But you can still do me in my Jelly Gash

After dinner last night. My gal said it is that time of the month, My area is a total Jelly Gash.

by Thenry June 20, 2023

Gerbil Dick

Very small Cock.
Micro Penis

My girlfriend was at the mall.
Some dude said hello to her.
I said who is that she said, Some guy my friend did, she said he is hung like a gerbil Dick

by Thenry February 23, 2024

nipple hard on

My girlfriend gave me a great blow job,
It was so great I had a nipple hard on

My girl friend gave me a blowjob that was so good I got nipple a ( nipple hard on )

by Thenry January 03, 2017

Sewer Chute

Sewer Chute

after a few drinks with my girlfriend, She tells me why don't we go home and you can do me in the Sewer Chute

by Thenry October 28, 2020