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ninjaculate 

the act of ejaculating on someone without the person knowing.
"While Brody was sleeping I was asked by a friend to ninjaculate on his face, covering his whole mouth in my judo sperm.
ninjaculate by ninjaculator October 26, 2009

Ninjaculated 

Ejaculating secretly in a public place with no one noticing
dude, my friend just totally told me that he Ninjaculated in his classroom. What do you think the teacher's gonna think when she finds out?
Ninjaculated by -MV- November 25, 2010

Ninjaculation 

The act of ejaculating on another person without them being aware of said act.
I earned my black belt in ninjaculation last night when I popped one all over Cindy's face while she slept.
Ninjaculation by pseudomine September 8, 2011

Ninjaculate 

To ejaculate in such a quiet or subtle way that your partner either barely noticed or did not notice at all.
girl: why did you stop?
guy: rolls off
girl: WTF. Did you cum?
guy: yeah
girl: I couldn't tell. That was quiet.
guy: Like a ninja. I guess i ninjaculated.
Ninjaculate by Zublminal April 4, 2015

ninjacat9000 

A amazing person, loves cats, is cat part human, loves junk, but stays healthy, ok at studies and loves to prank and pounch
You are amazing like ninjacat9000
ninjacat9000 by Ninjacat9000 April 19, 2018

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026