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Someone who aspires to be a ninja but never will because of their failing attempts, every time. They can also be referred to as a poser.
Johnny wanted to be a ninja but he couldn't due to his sucky ninjaness. All the little ninjas laughed at him and called him a ninjaring behind his back. Johnny was sad.
Ninjaring by fuckingay August 17, 2006
The act of tieing a black t-shirt around your head and pretending to be a ninja hiding behind walls from cars and climbing on buildings.
Im going to ninja the village and steal a prize from (insert name here)garden
ninjaring by Daniel Read June 5, 2005

Ninjarized 

To be made into a ninja.
I'm hopin' to get ninjarized tomorrow!
Ninjarized by Anne Blanchard February 18, 2010

ninjaries 

When you have a small injury and you don't know how you got it.
"Dude, where did these bruises come from?"

"I dunno man, must be ninjaries."
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026