Ninja Syndrome

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When you’ve played fortnite too much and you can no longer become erect.

Doctor: How can I help you today?

Patient: I can no longer get erections no matter how hard I try.

Doctor: How many Victory Royales do you have?

Patient: 498.

Doctor: You have Ninja Syndrome.

Ninja Syndrome by metaldan123 April 15, 2018

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Ninja syndrome

A childhood condition, usually temporary, in which the afflicted child believes him or herself to be a ninja. This condition typically passes after the child hits puberty and discovers the opposite sex.

Guy 1: Hay bob hows it going.
Bob: Not too bad Guy 1 but my son has ninja syndrome and keeps hiding and throwing stuff at me.
Guy 1: Well thats what you get for deciding to have kids.
Bob: I didn't decide, my wife just didn't get that abortion she said she was

Ninja syndrome by boomdog July 6, 2014

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Nina Syndrome

Living in a hard dark world but trying to live in the light side of everything.

I have Nina Syndrome.. I have to hold my shit together.

Nina Syndrome by XtraSmackAHoe November 25, 2021

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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