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(nin-juh up) verb. The act of tying a black t-shirt to ones face and doint subversive activities. Usually used when stealing cigarettes or blowing up peoples cars.
Johnny Twobags - Man, Ame has a pack of Newports, but shes asleep and I'd have to crawl over her.

Mr. Dopey - You'd better ninja up and do that shit

*Johnny Twobags ties his shirt up and backflips off the ceiling.
ninja up by Lonus the Terror December 14, 2008

what up ninja 

A youtube channle made by a stoner for stoners
"Yo you see that new what up ninja video that stoner is crazyyy"
what up ninja by Big daddy665 July 20, 2021

ninja update 

When something is updated without notice, like your video game or your rubric for your paper, making you fail
Ex.1 Dude 1: DUDE! I cant join the server! Did steam ninja update the game?
Dude 2: Yeah, they do that alot

Ex.2
Dude 1: DUDE! My professor updated the rubric for the paper without telling us! I am totally gonna fail!
Dude 2: Sucks for you.
ninja update by Darku October 29, 2010

ninja uptuck 

The act of pulling ones erected penis up behind their pants button in attempt to hide it.
My teacher gave me a raging hard on while talking to me so I had to do a ninja uptuck.
ninja uptuck by BobDylansSkidMarks January 31, 2014

UPS Ninja 

Fast, silent, and deadly. He has the guise of a normal UPS man, but in reality he is a ninja. It is rare to catch a glimpse of him as he stealthily drops packages on the doorsteps of victims everywhere.
I was struck by the UPS Ninja today... I never even saw him coming.
UPS Ninja by BooJoh August 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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