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Super Ninja Secret 

Super Ninja Secret (Adj.) a. To describe a secret that is ultimately THE SECRET that no one knows about or ever will. b. A secret that you can't even tell your bestest friend, or anyone for the fear it would get out. c. A secret that you can't tell no matter what. d. the secret your mother warned you about. e. when someone says they would have to kill you if they told you...yeah, that's a super ninja secret!
"OOOHHH yeah.....that secret....it's a Super ninja secret... I can't tell you!"

The best way to have sex, is still a super ninja secret.

What happened to JFK, is a super ninja secret.

Jimmy Hoffa remains a super ninja secret.
Super Ninja Secret by KitKatt73 March 14, 2010

Secret Ninja Knot 

An inconspicuous mark made on a common item to prove that it is yours.
Ripping the label edge of a bottle - “Dude; my brew”. “How so”? “Secret Ninja Knot”.”Oh ;my bad”. ”No worries”
Secret Ninja Knot by Fantum 309 July 25, 2011

secret ninja society 

The acronym for SNS. there have been blogs and chat forums about weather they really exist or not. There websites say that there Ninjutsu is far to advanced than a normal ninjutsu dojo.I've bought there stuff and listend to there audio. What they were teaching were not advanced ninjutsu or banned ninja secrets as they have said in there website, it turns out it was only normal martial consepts which you would learn in an ordinary ninjutsu dojo. The stuff in the list that they said were baned weren't banned techniques.
Its up to you to believe weather the secret ninja society exists. but in my point of view the last ninja is Toshitsugu Takamatsu the grandmaster of Ninjutsu and the teacher of Masake Hatsume. He is the bloodline of the ninja in Segoku Era
secret ninja society by shimaru October 20, 2012

secret ninja

1. a "potentially harmful" highschool female, but only when provoked by stupid people.

2. also the name of an ass-kickin' feminist publication in the form of a notebook.

related words: secret ninja society
1. "I can't believe you said that to her! She's a Secret Ninja, she'll kick your ass!"

2."Man, I wish I could read that notebook. Whoever reads it laughs the whole time!"
secret ninja by Allie January 18, 2004

secret ninja society 

group of females that maintain the Secret Ninja notebook. They are all very alluring, sexy girls-who are always together, and always, laughing.
"I want to be in the s.n. society! they are SO cool..."
secret ninja society by Allie January 18, 2004

Super Secret Black Ninja 

Rarely sighted in the Poughkeepsie area, Super Secret Black Ninja or SSBN for short, has madd nasty creepin skills and has the ability to fly and pull super secret sneak attacks on unsuspecting citizens. Can be seen with 005.
Oh Shit! Was that Super Secret Black Ninja over there by that pole? Lets book it out the Double Secret Probation way...
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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