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Ninja Google 

When you look something up at work but the rules on using the net during working hours are a little vague...ok, you’re not supposed to use it but you really need to look it up because if you don’t it’ll drive you crazy and distract you from work so really you’re doing it for the greater good...
“What was the name of the receptionist in Ghostbusters?”
“errrr... ninja google it”
“ok, watch the door”
Ninja Google by statsbadass March 9, 2010
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Google Ninja 

The term Google Ninja was first coined by an SEO company called SEORM in reference to both a collaboration site they created to allow SEO professionals to help each other, as well as a general description for a highly skilled SEO engineer who seems to have the inside track on ranking sites within google.

Google Ninja later became a certification standard inside the SEO community, obtained by completing a course with SEORM. Achieving Google Ninja certification is a great way to show potential employers and or clients that your SEO skills are truely formidable and set you apart from the Google Ninjanabe's (ninja wannabe's) and Google Nonja's (non-ninjas).

Holders of the coveted Google Ninja certification are typically given membership to a private forum and site reserved only for people holding the certification or for premium account holders who pay a monthly fee. These forums and sites contain a vast knowledge base of current SEO tactics and Tools that help the Google Ninjas keep an edge over the competition.
Did you see that guys googlefu? Dude must be one hell of a google ninja.
Google Ninja by seormguy April 21, 2009

Google Ninja 

Google Ninja Is a myspace user whos real name is Adam Harris who has over 700K friends. He is a professional body piercer at Timeless Art Tattoo and is an also a major player in the website GrimyGlendale.com. He is the most featured person on GrimyGlendale.com and is a very influential public figure in the PHX metropolitan area.
Google Ninja by Brian Dunn jr January 24, 2009

Ninja Goggles 

When a ninja gets so drunk he or she fucks a pirate. The opposite of pirate goggles.
So we went to this dive bar by the docks for New Years. Big mistake. I got so drunk I thought I met this cute ninja chick, but I was just wearing ninja goggles. I woke up the next morning to the sound of a fucking parrot snoring "byarr."
Ninja Goggles by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026