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Ninja Google 

When you look something up at work but the rules on using the net during working hours are a little vague...ok, you’re not supposed to use it but you really need to look it up because if you don’t it’ll drive you crazy and distract you from work so really you’re doing it for the greater good...
“What was the name of the receptionist in Ghostbusters?”
“errrr... ninja google it”
“ok, watch the door”
Ninja Google by statsbadass March 9, 2010
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Google Ninja 

The term Google Ninja was first coined by an SEO company called SEORM in reference to both a collaboration site they created to allow SEO professionals to help each other, as well as a general description for a highly skilled SEO engineer who seems to have the inside track on ranking sites within google.

Google Ninja later became a certification standard inside the SEO community, obtained by completing a course with SEORM. Achieving Google Ninja certification is a great way to show potential employers and or clients that your SEO skills are truely formidable and set you apart from the Google Ninjanabe's (ninja wannabe's) and Google Nonja's (non-ninjas).

Holders of the coveted Google Ninja certification are typically given membership to a private forum and site reserved only for people holding the certification or for premium account holders who pay a monthly fee. These forums and sites contain a vast knowledge base of current SEO tactics and Tools that help the Google Ninjas keep an edge over the competition.
Did you see that guys googlefu? Dude must be one hell of a google ninja.
Google Ninja by seormguy April 21, 2009

Google Ninja 

Google Ninja Is a myspace user whos real name is Adam Harris who has over 700K friends. He is a professional body piercer at Timeless Art Tattoo and is an also a major player in the website GrimyGlendale.com. He is the most featured person on GrimyGlendale.com and is a very influential public figure in the PHX metropolitan area.
Google Ninja by Brian Dunn jr January 24, 2009

Ninja Goggles 

When a ninja gets so drunk he or she fucks a pirate. The opposite of pirate goggles.
So we went to this dive bar by the docks for New Years. Big mistake. I got so drunk I thought I met this cute ninja chick, but I was just wearing ninja goggles. I woke up the next morning to the sound of a fucking parrot snoring "byarr."
Ninja Goggles by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009
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