conchie

An unconvincing or ugly transvestite/ transexual

“You must be wasted ‘cus you just snogged a proper conchie”

by statsbadass July 22, 2009

Ninja Google

When you look something up at work but the rules on using the net during working hours are a little vague...ok, you’re not supposed to use it but you really need to look it up because if you don’t it’ll drive you crazy and distract you from work so really you’re doing it for the greater good...

“What was the name of the receptionist in Ghostbusters?”
“errrr... ninja google it”
“ok, watch the door”

by statsbadass March 09, 2010