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nincontinent
A medical condition that causes people to not realise they have a bladder problem in the middle of the dance floor. Exacerbated by the use of glow sticks, glow bracelets and other luminescent evening wear.
Take a look at Janet glowing over there on the dance floor making a runner for the powder room. She's so nincontinent.
nincontinent by Vinny the Poohlet. December 15, 2011
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nincomshit
nincomshit by ceeteemn April 4, 2009
Nendou
Saiki k.'s best pal in The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. He has a gorgeous butt chin, and some call him daddy. His cut is so perfect, I wouldn't be surprised if you started to simp for him.
Nendou by believeit1 December 20, 2020
Burrito Nandos
A complete failure, usually wasting money and time. Can also mean two things that really don't go well together.
Definition 1:
Person 1:"What are the boys doing?"
Person 2: "They are Burrito Nandosing it and waiting in line for 3 hours to buy a lifetime supply of toilet roll"
Definition 2:
"Person 1:Mourinho has just joined Spurs."
Person 2:Mourinho at Spurs? Sounds like a Burrito Nandos to me mate."
Person 1:"What are the boys doing?"
Person 2: "They are Burrito Nandosing it and waiting in line for 3 hours to buy a lifetime supply of toilet roll"
Definition 2:
"Person 1:Mourinho has just joined Spurs."
Person 2:Mourinho at Spurs? Sounds like a Burrito Nandos to me mate."
Burrito Nandos by C4PT41NK4N3 March 16, 2020
Nando's Whore
Someone that will do sexual favours in exchange for a Nando's. Then will more than likely pleasure themselves with Nando's sauce later on at home.
"Hey, I'll give you the ride of your life for a Half Chicken medium heat?"
"What are you, a Nando's Whore? And okay."
"What are you, a Nando's Whore? And okay."
Nando's Whore by Psych0ticDreams August 18, 2012
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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