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Night Boat 

"Uh-Oh, better watch out for the Night Boat"

"Don't do that here, the place is crawling with Night Boat"

"Night Boat, the crime fighting boat!"

"Oh man, you got Night Boated"
Night Boat by Andrew Hadden March 30, 2009

Night Boat To Cairo

A euphemism for anal sex.
Yo, I've been steady tappin' Sharice for two years now and she still want let me take the night boat to Cairo!

Boatle Night 

A weekly event, usually a Friday night, when it is customary to purchase a 'Boatle' or alcoholic beverage - usually cider or Buckfast. It is a sacred day when jakeballs can come together in celebration and happiness. It is not uncommon for those involved to drink several 'boatles' untill they become totally 'pished' and then it is time to head out into the street 'furra scrap'.
jakeball 1: Awrite ma man. Wit ye uptae oan Friday night?

Jakeball 2: Eh? Wit ye mean? Same hing we dae every Friday night. It's boatle night! YAAAS!
Boatle Night by Eddie fae Scotlan' August 30, 2007

Nightbat 

A chill dude on twitter who plays roblox and makes everyone laugh. (@nightbat152)
Me: Hey, have you followed @nightbat152 on twitter yet?
Guy: No
Me: you son of a bird, follow him right now >:(
Nightbat by YourToeSmells December 26, 2021

nightbot 

Nightbot is a bot used on YouTube that always likes to interrupt your chatting and is crap.
You can always find ways to see it being crap.
“Why does this nightbot interrupt us?”
“You just said why it’s defined! It’s crap!”

-Zadensucksatdictionaries July 15, 2021

Nightbeat 

A Cavalier's field show also used as a sexual definition:when a male wakes up at midnight with a boner and had the urge to rub one out.
Oh dear god Cody, your blackness has made me nightbeat every night while dreaming about you.
Nightbeat by tpwn July 15, 2011
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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