When a big o'l black sum bitch been eatin to much fried chicken.and possum fat when he goes to play ball with his

"home dogs"(more niggers),cant grab holt of the damn ball and it rolls out into the road and just gives us white folks a reason to flattin his black ass and get by with it.

well Lope dawg and Fuzzy top was oout playin ball one day and there friend 25cent just got done eating some fried chicken and some possum fat,then they started playin.fuzzy top passed 25cent the ball an them big black nigger fingers just couldent grip the ball. so he went chasing after it into the road and a truck driver seen him and sped up and knocked that ape back into the trees.

Nigger fingers by Floppy Midget Stix July 11, 2009

Nigger Fingers

Another name for Cadbury's Fingers, since they are both brown.

"Damn, I'm starving. I gotta get me some nigger fingers."

Nigger Fingers by Peckerama March 20, 2008

chicken lickin' nigger fingers

A racist description that can be used to describe any person with dirty, grubby fingers, such as one might get after eating Kentucky Fried Chicken (or similar), and then licking their fingers. The source of the grubby fingers may be anything, not necessarily fried chicken nor any food. The phrase can be used to describe anyone with poor perslnal hygeine who leaves grubby hand marks all over which create grimy and sticky door handles, windows, walls, etc.

A father says to his son before bed, "Get over here and wash off your chicken lickin' nigger fingers, boy!"

A store owner tells a sketchy patron who keeps grabbing everything and messing it up, "Keep your chicken lickin' nigger fingers off the merchandise!"

chicken lickin' nigger fingers by Finger Lickin' Good! July 8, 2019

niggerfigger

A black kid that cleans the floors for my house. Also known as a personal cleaning slave.

Home Owner : YO NIGGERFIGGER clean up my house.
NIGGERFIGGER : Ok, I'll clean it top to bottom.
Home Owner : OK, here's your paycheck of 10$.

niggerfigger by dogmaster69 October 23, 2020

Johnny Nigger Fingers

A Johnny nigger fingers he/she/they are usually under the influence of mood altering substance(s) and relentlessly pilfer through your belongings.

I left that Johnny nigger fingers alone in my bathroom, low & behold my medicine cabinet is empty and my toilet paper is gone

Johnny Nigger Fingers by anonymous November 24, 2023

Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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