Nigger Theory 

Nigger theory is the theory of niggers (African-Americans, African-Britons, Black South Africans, Afro-Latin Americans, etc...). First introduced in Colonial Latin America and then popularized in antebellum America the theory encompasses various studies that attempt to understand the behavior and overall nature of niggers.

"Why do black people become so violent and ignorant outside of black African countries? Why do they go from cheerful people in Africa to disrespectful loudmouths once they leave the continent?"

"That's the goal of Nigger Theory, to understand why this happens"

Nigger Theory by sendbobsandveganapics April 4, 2020

relative motion nigger theory

When one nigger runs, all the other niggers within a 20-meter radius also run because they assume a white police officer is chasing him.

Bob: "Why do all niggers run together even though none of them committed a crime? It takes fucking forever to sort them out at the police station and half the time we just charge all of them with rape."

John: "Thats the relative motion nigger theory in full effect."

relative motion nigger theory by anonymous March 11, 2022

invisible nigger theory 

Why some black people talk so loud.

The invisible black friend that is standing at least 20-30 feet away from another black person, justifying the fact that they seem to be practically screaming while talking to a visible person in arms reach.

Man I could hardly hear you at the bar, it was the invisible nigger theory in full effect

When you're at the market and two black girls are in line next to you talking so loud that you want to cover your ears, they're just trying to make sure that their invisible friend can hear them.

invisible nigger theory by locell2 April 20, 2009

the quantum nigger theory 

Quantum nigger theory is a theory in physics based on the concept of the subdivision of radiant energy into finite quanta and applied to numerous processes involving transference or transformation of energy in an atomic or molecular scale.

It is a field of physics that is required to understand phenomena at the molecular and atomic levels.

Quantum nigger theory is simply a new way of looking at the world, where the rules that apply to us don't apply to the tiny particles that quantum nigger theory deals with.

It was a breakthrough that led physicists to discover more about the world of physics and to understand our own world better, starting from the tiny particles of matter that are its building blocks.

One of the first ideas proposed to set quantum nigger mechanics apart from classical physics was Max Planck’s idea that energy, like matter, was discontinuous.

nigger: yo bro do you know about the quantum nigger theory?

other nigger: nah can you tell me

nigger: well you bout to find out (shoots other nigger)

other nigger: AHHHHHHHH

(king von starts playing)

nigger: we not from 63rd

the quantum nigger theory by quaniggerdris June 29, 2025