Nigger Jock

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The act of straddling a hairy man, defacating on his chest and rubbing it into his chest hair. This act should leave the feces stiff enough to stick to his chest after drying.

The vice principle caught me gorping his dead pregnant sister and suspended me, so I'm gonna have some friends hold him down in the alley after school so I can nigger jock him.

Nigger Jock by DickGulper April 8, 2025

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niggercockpoop

Feces excreted from the genitals of an African American man.

Damn nigga, i just took a huge ass niggercockpoop.

niggercockpoop by niggercockpoop April 6, 2011

Niggerjack

A combined version of Candlejack and Nigger.

If you say Niggerjack nothing wil-WTF WHERE DID MY BIKE GO?!

Niggerjack by Archerion May 15, 2008

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niggersock

is when you shit in a sock and smack it into youre face over and over.

I got shit in my face when i tried the "niggersock"

niggersock by Nikolai Strand February 28, 2020

Niggercock

An extremely large penis, usually used when the speaker is convinced that all black men have large penises. Does not have to be used in association with negro persons.

"Guess what Sharlot? Jim has a niggercock!"
"How is that possible... Isn't he white?"

Niggercock by Andrew Bolton March 21, 2005

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niggerjuck

Someone from the town of Freetown or Lakeville who is dirty smelly trailer park trash. They think they are black but they are not because they are really just white trash. There are no black people in Freetown/Lakeville. A niggerjuck is one of those kids who was obsessed with fixing bikes and riding bikes, but now has their license and likes to fix rusted cars and they are always dirty and smelly but use a lot of cologne and hair gel. They try to act tough and pick fights but are really just big smelly dirty pussies. People with names like "cliff", or "butch". See jucket, nigger, and douchebag.

Cliff wants to fight, that faggot is such a niggerjuck.

niggerjuck by Juckethater May 4, 2006

Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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